jueves, 18 de noviembre de 2010

THE EYE OF THE WORLD (1st number)

TV SECTION

We tell about ´´ Tonterías las justas ´´, ´´ Me llamo Earl ´´ and ´´ Hispania ´´

TONTERIAS LAS JUSTAS

It´s a funny program. It´s emited in Cuatro in the afternnon, later the have lunch, at 15:45 and finishes about 17:00, from Monday to Friday. The presenters are Flo, Dani and Anna.

ME LLAMO EARL

It´s a comedy soup opera. It´s emited in Antena- Neox in the afternoon. It´s starts at 18:00 and fhinises about 19:15. This program tell about the life of a normal men, but sometimes there are problems, a crazy problems…

HISPANIA

It´s a history soup opera. It´s emited in Antena 3 of Wednesday´s night. It´s starts at 22:00 and finishes about 00:00. This soup opera tell the conquest the Roma over Hispania, in the present Spain


SPORTS

The 3th of November 2010 in Milan, was happend a football match, in the match play agains the AC Milan and the Real Madrid. The arbitration was lead. The referee stolid the match to Real Madrid, the football match finished in tie.

The Sunday 7 at 21:00 in channel to be played the best match, in the Spanish league in the Santiago Bernabeu. The leader of the Spanish league play with the best team of Europe and the best team of the Spanish capital. The in Real Madrid play with a CR7, in the math unlay the two best goalkeeper of the world.




Fashion

In this section we talk about the types of styles; in fashion and make-up.
We will detail the collections: of autumn and winter 2010, spring and summer 2011. We write about the various styles. Also we teach tricks of makmake-up and in fashion.


Estefanía Reimundo
Marjorie Jiménez
Gissela Cuenca
Michelle Bravo
María Gaona

That Stuff

joke 1
Guy Fawkes goes to the library. He ask to the librarian:
-Call you tell me where is the book called “ The men, the most perfect creature in the universe”?
Thenthe libraryan (a woman) answers:
-Sorry, we haven’t got any science-fiction books.

joke2
Guy Fawkes is going drown in a river and then start to shout
-Help me, I’m going drown!
Then another men see him and he shout to Guy Fawkes:
-Cry, cry!
-For what?
-To vent!

joke3
In the tribunal Guy Fawkes tell to the Judge:
-I want to get divorced becose mi wife throw me things to the head for ten years ago
-Why you don´t divorce then?
-Because now she has markmanship

joke4
Guy Fawkes show a friend a picture of his wife in boat
-What you think?, thats not very beautiful?
His friend answer:
-How much velocity it reach?


That Stuff

joke1
The barber is working with Guy Fawkes, he do a bad movement with the razor and ask to Guy Fawkes:
-Did you wear a red tie when you enter here?
-No
-Shit, I slaughtered an other one!


joke2
Teacher: Guy Fawkes, hove you read “Freekles”
Guy Fawkes: No,mine are brown

joke3
Guy Fawkes enters to the butcher´s shop and says:
Give me this head of pork of there.
And the butcher says:
Escuse me, but it is a mirror





Javier López
Alejandro González
Andre Elias
Wen Jun Hu Xia